House, now that our... patient has left the hospital, would you mind telling us why we had to treat a dog?

I know that we specialize in unusual diseases, but I assumed that we stuck to the human variety. Was I too rash in that assumption?

I think I did it....

everybody_lies, I think it's working! The firewall is dead!

The Halloween party is right around the corner. I heard that Cardiology has got their costumes all coordinated -- a horde of pirates. It's unoriginal, but it may get them extra points at the costume contest.

Anyone got any good ideas?

Who wants to go get some drinks tomorrow night, and then catch the late night showing of Serenity at the Market Fair theater? I can't be the only Browncoat around.

It's time to throw some of the rest of you out of the geek closet.

I know it's medically impossible, but my brain's turned into cotton balls. As has my tongue.

I'm not doing clinic hours today. I think that's a safer decision for all around. Cameron, if you're feeling generous, could you take them for me?

Your Vegemite is stinking up the whole Diagnostics office.

Get it out of here, now, or I will take the whole bottle and spread it over the interior of your car. I don't know what it will do to leather, but I'm willing to find out.

I tried watching The O.C. today.

House, what do you see that piece of sunsoaked melodrama? What does anybody see in it?

Most bizarre/annoying clinic patient you saw today, because there were some real winners.

I can't decide: it was either the man who was convinced he got HIV from a papercut, or the woman who kept asking me to show her how to do breast exams. (By the way, thanks for that consult, Dr. Wilson.)

Can I please have something to do?

Medically related?

I'm sitting here playing solitare on Cameron's computer. After I finshed all the crosswords I could find. And I made an extra pot of coffee. And I hid... well, I guess he'll find out when it's missing.

Where is everyone today, anyway? Is there a meeting that I missed?